Oh my god, that sounds hilarious, I have to admit. But I am also the sort of person who does find it hilarious if a small animal tries to climb them, mostly due to it happening so rarely. The cat I sit occasionally does so very very rarely, and the little greyhounds also try to burrow into me very rarely when I see them.

Bathing a cat every week, wow. I have to go hunt down what that looks like. Also wow, I guess it makes sense that Sphynxes would have some sort of hygiene issues considering a cat is generally full of fur.