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Found the ugliest vase I've ever seen in the charity shop yesterday. Thought 'omg, that's the ugliest vase I've ever seen.' Then I looked at it again. And then I looked at it again and began to smile.

Then I looked at some dresses, and then I came back and looked at the ugliest vase in the world again, and decided that I absolutely loved it.

I would put daffodils in it, I thought. Daffodils would look great in that pile of elephant's dung.

So since it was only £7, I am now the proud possessor of the ugliest vase in the world, and I have put daffodils in it, and they do look great.

I am immensely pleased with this vase, and now I'm going to show it to you :)

Jolie laide vase

Date: 2023-03-07 07:41 pm (UTC)
vriddy: Cute dragon hatching from an egg (Default)
From: [personal profile] vriddy
I would put daffodils in it, I thought. Daffodils would look great in that pile of elephant's dung.

Hahaha omg... What a thought. They do look great, though! 😂🌻

Date: 2023-03-07 11:20 pm (UTC)
ysilme: A bunch of Swedish summer flowers. (Swedish Summer Flowers)
From: [personal profile] ysilme
I'm probably weird, but I think the vase doesn't look bad at all with the daffodils in it, quite contrary; and I've definitely seen uglier vases. *g* Kudos to you for giving the poor thing a new home and making it shine again; you've clearly won some bonus points for something. XD

Date: 2023-03-08 01:59 am (UTC)
mistressofmuses: Image of nebulae in the colors of the bi pride flag: pink, purple, and blue (Default)
From: [personal profile] mistressofmuses
That is the ugliest vase in the world! I love it - the daffodils are perfect!

Date: 2023-03-08 11:00 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] malinaldarose
Definitely a pile of elephant's dung, but it has a pleasing shape. Gotta wonder if the artist was thinking, "I must make the ugliest vase in the world!"

Yes ...

Date: 2023-03-10 09:55 am (UTC)
ysabetwordsmith: Cartoon of me in Wordsmith persona (Default)
From: [personal profile] ysabetwordsmith
I agree that the bright yellow daffodils make a great contrast against the dark clay.

Re: Yes ...

Date: 2023-03-10 10:36 am (UTC)
ysabetwordsmith: Cartoon of me in Wordsmith persona (Default)
From: [personal profile] ysabetwordsmith
My daffodils are just starting to open here, and yeah, it was cold and rainy today.

I suspect the pot will look best with contrasting flowers. Pink, lavender, or light blue should work too. A mix of wildflowers would be lovely.

Re: Yes ...

Date: 2023-03-15 10:17 am (UTC)
ysabetwordsmith: Cartoon of me in Wordsmith persona (Default)
From: [personal profile] ysabetwordsmith
Hmm, if you like the idea of cutting branches, consider adding a pussy willow or any of the colored stem dogwoods (they come in yellow, orange, red, or almost purple). Those perform best when trimmed regularly to promote new growth.

Watch the base of your plums though. Some will sucker and those are best removed anyhow. It's a tossup whether you'll get leaves or a few flowers from putting the cut suckers in water, depends on the variety.

Re: Yes ...

Date: 2023-03-16 09:42 am (UTC)
ysabetwordsmith: Cartoon of me in Wordsmith persona (Default)
From: [personal profile] ysabetwordsmith
Plums have pollination groups too. Make sure you don't remove one you need. If you have exact duplicates it's probably safe.

https://www.bronandsons.com/info/pollination-chart.html

Re: Yes ...

Date: 2023-03-16 06:40 pm (UTC)
ysabetwordsmith: Cartoon of me in Wordsmith persona (Default)
From: [personal profile] ysabetwordsmith
That makes sense.

To cope with large volumes of fruit, however, consider doing something that requires mass quantities because it greatly reduces the volume. Ordinary drying gets you prunes, but if you take it all the way to bone dry, you can drop them in a food processor or mortar and pestle then grind them to powder. Sweet, delicious, plummy powder. Another option is making plum butter. If you cook it way down, the natural fruit sugars become concentrated, so you don't need to add any refined sugar.

A different approach is finding someone else who grows a different type of produce. Swap them excess plums for whatever they're growing.

Re: Yes ...

Date: 2023-03-17 10:16 pm (UTC)
ysabetwordsmith: Cartoon of me in Wordsmith persona (Default)
From: [personal profile] ysabetwordsmith
>>but our council are setting up a local spot where everyone can leave their own excess fruit for anyone to take away as will, and that will hopefully get rid of the last of it :) It's a nice problem to have!<<

That is an excellent plan. \o/

Date: 2023-03-10 02:06 pm (UTC)
dragonlady7: self-portrait but it's mostly the DSLR in my hands in the mirror (Default)
From: [personal profile] dragonlady7
omg that is fantastic, i love that you bought it and made your vision immediately come to pass

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